the lembu issue

There was this discussion about what non-human causing factors that caused traffic jam in Malaysia in a class. And so, the class started.

The first question asked by the teacher.

Teacher: Apakah kenderaan yang memberi tekanan kepada jalan raya dan menyebebkan kesesakan lalu lintas?

Feed back from the students:

Student A: Lori
Student B: Jentera besar
Student C: kereta persendirian

Student P: Kereta lembu,cikgu.

The class laughed.

Teacher: Apasal pula kereta lembu?

Student P: Kereta lembu kan lambat cikgu? Sebab dia lambatlah yang menyebabkan kesesakan lalu lintas.

Teacher: Kat mana pula kamu jumpa kereta lembu ni?

Student P: Ada cikgu. Masa cuti tu nampak banyak kereta lembu lah.

The lessons continued with further discussion regarding the traffic jam topic....

Teacher: okay class, sekarang setiap orang beri satu sebab.

Response from students.

Student A: Jalan raya yang sempit.
Student B:Jalan raya yang tidak terancang.
Student C:Sistem jalan raya yang tidak sistematik.....and so on.....the discussion continues...

Student P: Lembu cikgu. Kerana semasa lembu-lembu tu melintas jalan, semua kereta kena berhenti..tak kira jentera ke,lori ke,kereta BMW mahupun kereta tempatan. Sesaklah jalan tu.
The answer was according to the question. The traffic jam was not caused by human but animal. Don't you think so?
Student Q: Pemandu yang bodoh la. Tak tahu pandu.

The next lesson. This time it is about economic background of the country.

Students were required to present their notes in front.

Student Q: Kemerosotan ekonomi berlakuu antara tahun 1997 hingga 1998 oleh kerana keruntuhan ekonomi globalisasi.

Student A: Apa yang menyebabkan keruntuhan ekonomi itu?

Student Q: Kerana lembu. Amerika Syarikat ada banyak lembu. Pada tahun itu, tiba-tiba jer ada penyakit lembu gila. Semua lembu sakit dan tidak dapat dieksport ke negara lain. Jadi, keruntuhan ekonomi berlakulah.

Student S : Tertinggal lagi satu point la. Salah satu lembu tu sudah berhijrah ke kelas ni!(Referring to student P,who started the LEMBU issue)

Students giggled.

Plainly posted it for fun.